The Eclectic Company: All That SEX on the Dining Room Table!

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

All That SEX on the Dining Room Table!

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I can't help it - - - it's the BIOLOGY teacher in me - - -

Every time I see my tulips on the computer desk - - -

Or my lily on the dining room table - - - I just can't HELP but notice all their perfect little male and female parts.

Just makes me want to do a post about all that sex on the dining room table.

(photo from home.golden.net)

Oh, but wait, I ALREADY did that post a while back, only I called THAT one "All That Sex Goin' on in Your Garden".

Maybe this time I could do a post about Monocots and Dicots - - -

Or maybe not.

(If the word SEX pulled you in here, and you are LOST and WONDERING where the SEX is - - - remember, every flower is all about SEX.)

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19 comments:

Cindy (Applestone Cottage) said...: You got me Keetha!
I saw sex and I got a bit excited! hehehe.
You silly goose you! Beautiful flowers but I don't see sex. I must not have that biology teacher way of looking!; April 27, 2011 at 5:28 AM
Martin LaBar said...: What style! How do you anther questions on this?; April 27, 2011 at 6:28 AM
Iowa Sunshine said...: love a mind in the gutter at times. i still think you should duplicate the bra display with flowers!!!; April 27, 2011 at 6:42 AM
Ann in the UP said...: I just KNEW it would be plant sex! How can you not be a gardener, when you find it all so interesting!?

"How do you anther questions like this?" Hehehe, Dr. LaBar!; April 27, 2011 at 7:10 AM
Keetha said...: Bwah ha ha! I love it.

Thanks for a morning chuckle.

PS
I shall never look up tulips quite the same again. :-); April 27, 2011 at 8:22 AM
LV said...: All that crazy weather you have been having is getting to you. You are one funny lady. Your mind is doing a lot of wondering.; April 27, 2011 at 8:25 AM
Anonymous said...: I want to read the post you made before
I must have missed it
nothing like pretty sex on the tables or mantals or garden!; April 27, 2011 at 8:44 AM
Linda @ A La Carte said...: Keetha I love sexy flowers! In high school which was so long ago the roads weren't paved yet (lol) I did a paper in Biology about flowers and learned about pistils and such. Quite 'sexy' stuff for a 15 year old girl.; April 27, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Erin said...: You got me! I wasn't sure what to expect, but flowers sure wasn't it! ;); April 27, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Theresa said...: You are too much:) Fun post! HUGS!; April 27, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Unknown said...: You tricky Science teacher you! Your headline has real tabloid style!; April 27, 2011 at 9:18 PM
42N said...: So that is what the S word was a few postings ago.; April 27, 2011 at 9:22 PM
Jewel said...: Oh my....; April 27, 2011 at 10:18 PM
Char said...: Came by to see how you are doing. Was very surprised to find "sex." Hope all is well. I put a new background on my blog, but no new post. I'll update you soon.; April 27, 2011 at 10:53 PM
Char said...: You might enjoy checking out http://www.lovelifelace.com/. She's a hoot. She does a weekly gratitude thing on Fridays. She's the wife of one of my co-workers.; April 27, 2011 at 10:59 PM
nancygrayce said...: You got me too! Flowers do sex so nicely!; April 28, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Debby@Just Breathe said...: I knew the teacher in you would never die!; April 28, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Gwen@ChewDigestBooks.com said...: And that is why I am not a fan of flowers on my table, there is just way too much pollen involved in their sex, I mean, well, you know what I mean...; April 29, 2011 at 6:43 PM
Renee said...: LOL! I was actually thinking the EXACT thought yesterday when I walked by my lilly. Now I give it a whistle each time I walk by! (I have to admit though... the title pulled me right in!); April 30, 2011 at 1:26 PM