The Eclectic Company: Red, White, Blue, and Bearsaltandpeppers

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Red, White, Blue, and Bearsaltandpeppers

Howdy folks!

Remember us? Brunhilda and Borris Bearsaltandpepper, but you may call us Brunhilda and Borris Bearsaltandpepper!

Hardly surprising if you don't (remember us) - - - we've been in absentia from blogland for over a year!

However, we know today is a big deal in your human world, so we thought we'd pop onto Miss Keetha's blog to make a special guest post and wish you and yours a wonderful Fourth.

We plan to stay in and take a long nap at 101 S Kitchen Table Way tonight, but we "did the town" last year and you can see all about THAT here.

(WAIT!!! STOP!!! Go back and CLICK on that blue "here" to find our OWN blog.)

Yes, it DID take us a whole year to get around to blogging about it. You do know who you're dealing with here, right?

It isn't easy to blog when all you have are paws.

You should try it sometime - - - oh wait - - - you don't HAVE any paws!

Enjoy your holiday, and our very tardy post.

TTFN

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8 comments:

Buttercup said...: Welcome back, B and B, and have a very happy Fourth!; July 4, 2012 at 8:32 AM
nancygrayce said...: Happy 4th you two crazy kids!; July 4, 2012 at 8:36 AM
Anonymous said...: You folks had a wonderful visit - love the zoo shots. Very cute salt and pepper shakers for your fourth post as well.; July 4, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Carol said...: Crazy bears! Happy 4th!; July 4, 2012 at 4:42 PM
Tami said...: Silly bears! ;-) Love 'em! Long naps sound good to me too.; July 5, 2012 at 4:01 PM
Cindy (Applestone Cottage) said...: Very cute Keetha, they are looking all patriotic for the holiday!
Loved your final grans installment too.
They are sure cuties and I bet you are missing their sweet little faces!
See ya tomorrow night, can't wait!
Should we wear swimsuits to keep cool?
JK.
Hugs,
Cindy; July 5, 2012 at 6:15 PM
42N said...: It is amazing that the bears didn't melt into a pile of goo. It is sooooooooooo stinking hot in the upper midwest! Stay cool - you have the lakes.; July 5, 2012 at 10:30 PM
Debby@Just Breathe said...: They look so cute all decked out for the 4th of July. Hope they had a fun day!; July 9, 2012 at 6:51 PM