The Eclectic Company: You May Picture Me Here -

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Friday, June 12, 2009

You May Picture Me Here - - -

Sitting right at this slide out dining room table, busy blogging with lappy!!!

'Cause we are CAMPING folks.

And , Mr. Marriott, this CAMPGROUND has free Wi-Fi, so what do you think about that!!!????

As soon as I publish this post, you may picture me here - - - curled up under my very OWN burgundy and white Bolivian blankie, sawing logs to my heart's content on our spacious king-sized bed.

'Cause we're all about camping comfort. :-)

See you tomorrow - - - - ttfn.
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14 comments:

Jay & Tammy Tropf said...: I'm SO jealous! Where are you camping?
Keetha.......I AM PREGNANT!!!! Look forward to seeing you at camp!!!; June 12, 2009 at 11:15 PM
Kristin - The Goat said...: Have fun! and enjoy your free wi-fi!; June 12, 2009 at 11:26 PM
nancygrayce said...: Camping! We have to do it in comfort too!; June 12, 2009 at 11:44 PM
I can't find my blog said...: Now I could camp like that! Headless Dad wouldn't have anything to do with the trailer thingy. Free wifi ROCKS!!!; June 12, 2009 at 11:51 PM
Brenda said...: Fun! That's the kind of camping I like. My body doesn't do well in a tent anymore.
Have a great time!; June 12, 2009 at 11:51 PM
Altered Glass said...: Looks like you have a regular mattress in there, Dang,,, that's the way to go... all the comforts of home, kinda! It looks like your H. doesn't mind modeling the roomy comforts of your camper. Laptop in hand and a good mattress, what more do ya need. Have a great campout!; June 13, 2009 at 6:20 AM
Simply Debbie said...: Dear Keetha,
Thank you for visiting my pumpkin post....the leaves are huge...it will be neat to watch...it does not take a lot to excite me.
I have been catching up on all your posts I have missed...not reading them every day is like not eating prunes...you get clogged up with junk...lol
I will be going to Dr. LaBar's blog and reading it. I know he is an awesome man for you to post about him.
Have fun camping
hugs
debbie; June 13, 2009 at 7:23 AM
groovyoldlady said...: Camping with beds and a laptop IS NOT CAMPING.

I'm just sayin'...

(Have fun anyway!); June 13, 2009 at 9:06 AM
Lori R. said...: Stop by my blog when you have a minute, there is an award over there for you to pickup.; June 13, 2009 at 9:27 AM
Debby@Just Breathe said...: Your too funny! Have fun and do go outside for some fresh air.....; June 13, 2009 at 11:35 AM
Martin LaBar said...: How about that. A campground with free WiFi.; June 13, 2009 at 7:18 PM
LV said...: I am sure you will enjoy camping trip, but maybe not as much as the fellows. I like to fish, but no sleeping in the woods. Take care.; June 13, 2009 at 8:20 PM
Leigh of Tales from Bloggeritaville said...: LOL! He's still sleeping? Where's the crown?; June 17, 2009 at 9:31 AM
Julie said...: Oh, camping-sigh.

I know, I know...but it's really just so much work before you go and after you get home.

We're going again this year but since I have a new baby and all, I'm coming home to sleep (the boys are staying at the campground). Sounds wonderful to me!

Now, how can I use that same excuse next year with a 1 year old?!; June 17, 2009 at 3:54 PM