I am creating a new award. I am creating it for and in honor of Miss Bloggypants, Haley. It is HER award. She has richly earned it and begged for it. CONGRATULATIONS Haley - - - it is all yours.
However, if any of you, my dear bloggy readers, would like to USE it, you may do so under the following conditions:
1) It may only be used in fun - - - - it isn't intended for the mean spirited.
2) The recipient must know it is all in fun, and have the sense of humor necessary to receive it as such.
3) There are never to be any "conditions" attached to it - - - no requirements like writing three billion dorky facts about yourself, or passing it on to four thousand other dorky bloggers or "send it on or you don't love Jesus" threats, or even that you must link back to the dork who sent it. (Who would WANT to take credit for this???)
And Haley - - - you have the joy of knowing in your heart of hearts that you were, and forever will be the FIRST Bloggy-Dork Award recipient.