The Eclectic Company: Bye-Bye Library!!!!

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Bye-Bye Library!!!!

Meet Jacob.
He's my new BEST FRIEND of the day
Because he made my internet blues go away!!!

So good-bye Yahoo DSL
And good-bye landline phone.
Hello new gadget, all my own!!!

Isn't she little?
And isn't she cute
Don't you just love her snazzy white suit?

Now take a quick glance
At her slender profile - - -
She gets me online in less than a while!!!

She goes where I go
And works when I want
She's charming and kind and simply gallant.

Now to conclude this little tale
I'm happy with Miss Gadget A LOT
So ha ha to you, Mr. Marriott!!!

11 comments:

Lone Butterfly said...: ROFL! That's wonderful for you! I like her sleek white jacket! :); June 25, 2009 at 10:03 PM
Kristin - The Goat said...: Ooooh, you got a friend for Lappy!! :) You're now going to be car blogging, rest stop blogging, field blogging, moonlit nights blogging and all sorts of other blogging.

The adventures of Lappy and Keetha!

Congratulations on your new toy :) and it's so glad to have you back (even though it didn't feel like you were away); June 25, 2009 at 10:10 PM
kyooty said...: she's cute! he's nice, awesome new device!; June 25, 2009 at 10:10 PM
Deven said...: So glad for you! After two weeks virtually internetless in Ireland, I'm glad to be back and wired. :)

Posts on the trip to come as soon as I can...; June 25, 2009 at 10:14 PM
Lori R. said...: Oh Keetha, Oh, the Places You’ll Go!
Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You’re off to Great Places!
You’re off and away!
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes
You can steer your lappy and play friend any direction you choose.

Nighty night as you sleep with a great big smile. Tommorrow you will be blogging for quite awhile.; June 25, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Sherry said...: Now you are truly mobile! After you've had it awhile, let me know if you still like it.; June 25, 2009 at 10:44 PM
I can't find my blog said...: So glad you found a solution! And you are sooo funny!; June 26, 2009 at 12:10 AM
Roslyn said...: Very cool new "toy", &n oh I love the thongs! That's what we call them in Aus. too.; June 26, 2009 at 2:16 AM
Keetha Broyles said...: TYVM, Lori R Seuss!!!! Hehehehehehehe; June 26, 2009 at 3:43 AM
Debby@Just Breathe said...: Glad your up and running!; June 26, 2009 at 11:18 AM
Leigh of Tales from Bloggeritaville said...: Friends are always nice to have around! Congrats!; June 26, 2009 at 11:51 PM