A River Runs Through It

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This is our little ole campin' site down here on Grandpa's Farm.

We're here for a family reunion later this afternoon, and that big fancier rig you see right behind our honkin' pick up truck with the massive gator is my cousin and her hubby. No - - - my COUSIN isn't the massive gator, that would be the large magnetic sticker on hubbys 4X4 - - - how do you spell REDNECK????


This is our little river edge homestead - - - yes, there is a river running through it just beyond the hedge row behind our camper.

We SHOULD have an awning out front, and WOULD have if someone was SMART enough to TAKE IT DOWN during a tornado, but since SOMEONE wasn't that smart, and was just fearing for her LIFE at that moment - - - the awning was blown to kingdom come and has not yet been replaced.

So - - - in true redneck style, we just clip the lights to the camper itself, look closely and you'll see just how classy we really are.

Oh, if that is not classy enough for you, how do you like our red "gray water" recepitacle???? We are all that is high and snobbish, that's what we are!!!


Here you see our great room. Do you notice what is lined up on the picnic table?? Oh yes, that would be two million fishing poles because that is how many ONE MAN needs for a few hours here and there of soaking an artificial bait in the river. Yes sirreebob - - - he NEEDS that many.


And the REASON he can only spend a few hours soaking those artifical lures is because he already spent a few hours getting the stuff all organized, tied, catalogued, and compiled. Yes he most certainly did.

And just so you know - - - all those bags of things beyond him??? Oh yes - - - fishing "stuff." All of it. Every single bit.


And because we are THOSE CLASSY people, he did this tying and organizing right on the tailgate of honkin' big massive 4X4. He started with a few little bits and pieces - - -


And added them to a few more bits and pieces. (Notice his bottle of prescription antinausea medication in one of his tackle boxes)

What ever happened to plain old worms?????

I'll be back later with more camping updates - - - I'm SURE you are on the edges of your SEATS!!!

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