The Eclectic Company: You Too Have Sex in Your Garden, Poison Ivy and All!!!

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

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* "The information went data way"

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* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

You Too Have Sex in Your Garden, Poison Ivy and All!!!

(photo from home.golden.net)

When I used the words "Sex in the Garden" in the title of my previous post, I did so shamelessly for two reasons:

1) Sex sells - - - we all know that, and I wanted to SELL you on my blog.

2) Your gardens, ALL OF THEM, are all about sex - - -whether you realize it or not, and I already told you about garden sex here, just in case you forgot.

So - - - go enjoy your gardens in ways you NEVER before thought possible, and beware of all that pollen (sperm) on your nose!

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15 comments:

Anonymous said...: Now that's what I call more then a handful.(snicker); August 4, 2010 at 12:44 PM
House and Garden Boutique said...: Love that photo & post.....that is too funny!!!; August 4, 2010 at 12:57 PM
Iowa Sunshine said...: very cute idea, and mine would be cute as in fitting one flower per cup :); August 4, 2010 at 1:57 PM
Linda @ A La Carte said...: I was 'watching' yesterday and a beautiful butterfly was going from flower to flower... :) love the bra planter!; August 4, 2010 at 2:04 PM
Ann in the UP said...: You're absolutely sure you borrowed that photo, right?

Looks like your colors.; August 4, 2010 at 3:37 PM
Cindy (Applestone Cottage) said...: OMG Keetha!
Your too funny! I like your bra as a planter, very pretty!
Cindy; August 4, 2010 at 5:02 PM
Tonja said...: OK...read 3 posts at once. Thanks for the info on Kickapoo Joy Juice. Next time I am in Atlanta, I will check out some of the 'old' stores and see if they are selling it.

I'm with you on all the blogging points. Another thing is if I really like your blog, I tend to want to see who else you are blogging buddies with.

Sex in the garden...Hmmmmm...I'm sure there is quite a bit more of it going on than we think there is! Cute pic, too!; August 4, 2010 at 5:03 PM
Anonymous said...: HEY! I have a bra just like that!!

Di; August 4, 2010 at 5:30 PM
ClassyChassy said...: So, what are you doing with Snappy Di's bra in your photo??? Good grief....X-rated blogs...my my my....; August 4, 2010 at 6:01 PM
LV said...: I have seen a lot of garden ornaments but NEVER anything like this. Keetha, you better find you another job.; August 4, 2010 at 8:04 PM
Theresa said...: Never seen garden pots like that:) Too cute!; August 4, 2010 at 8:24 PM
Holly said...: You made me crack up! Not only your post, but the picture and also your lizard blog header!; August 4, 2010 at 10:03 PM
Kristin - The Goat said...: I so wanted that hot pink bra planter to have been in your backyard!!!

Kirby :) AKA Billy; August 4, 2010 at 11:34 PM
Unknown said...: Oh girl you are too funny. Now I wonder if I could grow those upside down tomato plants out the legs of my granny panties? LOLOLOL; August 5, 2010 at 6:23 AM
I can't find my blog said...: Love it!! Especially the bra/flower pot. Trying to figure out how to make that work......; August 10, 2010 at 10:51 AM