The Eclectic Company: No Exotic Destinations Pour Moi

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Friday, March 19, 2010

No Exotic Destinations Pour Moi

HEY YOU GUYS!!!

It's Spring Break at our school this week!!!

And while SOME people will be going to exotic places

Like this,

Or even this,

I will be "sparing no expense"
And traveling all the way around the world,
360 degrees - - -

To land right here - - -

And do a whole lotta this!!

I am so excited!!

To each her own.

;-)

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19 comments:

Linda @ A La Carte said...: Enjoy your Spring break!; March 19, 2010 at 11:06 PM
xinex said...: Have a fun spring break, Keetha! I will actually be in exotic places this week.Thanks for stopping by. I really like that Mc Gregor neighborhood too.It is so charming and the palms look so good!..Christine; March 20, 2010 at 1:01 AM
KBeau said...: Have a good time. Being a couch potato has great potential.; March 20, 2010 at 6:48 AM
Angie said...: Don't forget the telly. Bound to be something good on telly - b/w films, repeats,soaps!

If I was a teacher I would declare me to be a child-free zone for the duration. Enjoy!; March 20, 2010 at 6:49 AM
ain't for city gals said...: Sounds good to me!! Enjoy...; March 20, 2010 at 8:14 AM
Anke said...: Enjoy your spring break! We go back to school (and work) on Monday and with the exception of yesterday and today had yucky weather the entire week. Hope you have a good week!; March 20, 2010 at 8:41 AM
Allison said...: Looks like a plan. What books will you be reading on your break?; March 20, 2010 at 8:58 AM
Anonymous said...: ENJOY your week at home relaxing!!!! That's where I'm happiest too!; March 20, 2010 at 9:09 AM
nancygrayce said...: That is exactly what I would like to do for a few days! I love that picture!; March 20, 2010 at 9:46 AM
Lynn said...: I just stole that couch potato picture. Yep! Right off of your blog and on to my desk top! I am going to torment someone with it!

You have a wonderful week! and...I can't wait to hear about Costa Rica. I love it there!; March 20, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Vickie said...: You can spend your break anyway you want! Its America!! :); March 20, 2010 at 11:18 AM
Julie Harward said...: That was cute! Have a great break! And me too but for different reasons..stay tuned! :D; March 20, 2010 at 1:48 PM
Debby@Just Breathe said...: You work hard and I think that is exactly what you should do during Spring break. You go girl!; March 20, 2010 at 1:48 PM
★Carol★ said...: Why does that picture of a potato just make me want some french fries, or a baked potato with sour cream? That wasn't your intention, was it? Have a great Spring Break Keetha! Are you sure that's all you're going to do? No Girls Gone Wild??!!; March 20, 2010 at 2:54 PM
Patti @ Pandoras Box said...: Enjoy your break...doesn't it feel good to just RELAX sometimes?; March 20, 2010 at 6:09 PM
Unknown said...: We went to may parents in the panhandle for our exotic spring break--fishing, hunting and lots of eating and horseback riding were the activities involved, courtesy of event planners grandpa and grandma! I enjoyed my last two days at home as a semi couch potato!; March 20, 2010 at 10:11 PM
Kristin - The Goat said...: Oh, I hope you have a delightful time being a spud in your own home :) I don't have a spring break anymore, but I've spent the past week removing wallpaper, spackling and painting. I'm beginning to wish I was a spud on a couch.

I still haven't seen Leigh or Jennifer, but I'm being reassured it's going to happen later today (Sunday) Gosh I hope so. I wish you were with us, I really do.

The Goat :); March 20, 2010 at 11:30 PM
Kim Sue said...: I do love to travel but sometimes the best thing I can think of is time at home without an agenda. we did that this week too. We had a couple of things planned - time with friends, a night out, and a whole lot of nothing. I hope you enjoy your whole lot of nothing. Today brings ours to an end and tomorrow we will be back in the whirlwind of daily life!; March 21, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Julie said...: I hope you have a great, relaxing spring break! Thanks for the comments on my blog-I'm so lucky to have become blogging friends with you and Keri. Someday-we need to meet in real life. :); March 21, 2010 at 11:46 PM