The Eclectic Company: Not One of the Herd

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Not One of the Herd

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At least not today.

(photo from steadfastfinances.com)

From time to time when I go to my blogger dashboard, it says: "You are currently not following any blogs."

Poppycock!!! I'm following LOTS of blogs.

The first time this happened, I felt PANIC!!! But then the list came back and I figured it was another of those pesky blogger glitches.

Well - - - it's happening again today. Oh how I wish it wasn't - - - I'm on BREAK - - - I have TIME TO BLOG.

I guess I'll just have to be patient.

Is anyone else out there getting the same annoying message today? We'll just have to be patient together and wait for blogger to restore our lists.

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7 comments:

Cass @ That Old House said...: Clearly, Blogger just doesn't like you.

Cass; March 24, 2010 at 12:37 PM
Happy To Be/ Gl♥ria said...: Girl I have that happen all the time to me...Hope you have a GREAT day and blogger is not mean to you ha ha!! Hugs and smiles Gl♥ria; March 24, 2010 at 1:58 PM
Patti @ Pandoras Box said...: It has never happened to me...If I were you , I would take it personally...hahaha; March 24, 2010 at 3:21 PM
Tricia said...: I'm not getting that at the moment, but on occasion it does happen. I just read through my Google Reader anyway. Oh well. You can stop by and visit me. I'm here. ;); March 24, 2010 at 3:54 PM
Kristin - The Goat said...: I don't follow any blogs on blogger - just on google reader - so I've never seen this message. I'd panic, even if I was just sure it was a mistake.; March 25, 2010 at 12:07 AM
j said...: Sounds like a good time to hit the blog rolls on other blogs. I love to blog-surf... at least, I do when I am not so far behind in my regular blog reading. It feels wonderful to get caught up on my friends' blogs.; March 26, 2010 at 12:50 PM
Debby@Just Breathe said...: I remember the first time it happened to me and I was a mess.
I don't like when things don't work. It came back and all was well. I lost most of my blog yesterday. Figured out that something was wrong with my scoll where I put people's buttons. It took me hours to figure it out!; March 26, 2010 at 2:46 PM