The Eclectic Company: I Always Wondered What I Was Worth -

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* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

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* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

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* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

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* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

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* "My reality check bounced"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Friday, November 14, 2008

I Always Wondered What I Was Worth - - -

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And now I know!!!

Tonight at our annual school auction
I was sold for a "night out."

The parents of two of my students bought me.
Guess what they paid?

I came home and asked hubby what he thought they should have paid - - -
When he paused to think, I told him:
"WRONG ANSWER!!"
"You should have said,
'Honey, they can't afford what you are worth!!'"

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10 comments:

nancygrayce said...: Your poor husband. He should have asked "Is this a trick question??" That's what my husband always says!!; November 14, 2008 at 8:04 PM
Leigh of Tales from Bloggeritaville said...: Keetha- you're priceless! Hope you are on the mend. I have been sick with the crud too-still fighting it. Hope to recover this weekend.

Again-priceless!; November 14, 2008 at 10:56 PM
Vickie said...: I agree with Leigh.....I know how much they paid for you and it still wasn't enough for you are a priceless gem!! Have fun watching your football games today!!; November 15, 2008 at 5:50 AM
Keetha Broyles said...: Whooo Hooo!!! Thanks girls.; November 15, 2008 at 8:00 AM
grammy said...: You could have also said "TIME'S UP" when he hesitated!!! It's best to look on the bright side, maybe he was adding and he ran out of fingers & toes!!!; November 15, 2008 at 2:17 PM
Keri said...: So how much DID they pay and do I owe it, too, on our upcoming night out?? :); November 15, 2008 at 2:49 PM
Keetha Broyles said...: I'm waiting for people to GUESS what they paid!!!!; November 15, 2008 at 4:23 PM
Kathy (Pearson) Troyer said...: Let's see...parents of your students...tough economic times...close to Christmas...my guess is $150.00. (I am sorry if I am low).; November 17, 2008 at 6:27 AM
Keetha Broyles said...: Well at least you made a GUESS!!!!

I was HOPING I'd go for MORE than fifty cents!!!!

Any more guesses before I tell?; November 17, 2008 at 7:32 PM
Pam said...: Come on and tell already!; November 18, 2008 at 4:45 PM