

Because we ALL KNOW - - - the only difference between a man and a boy is the price of his toy. Fisherhubby is ALL boy, and he has LOTS of expensive toys.

The world of Central Wisconsin,
To YOUR world at Communal Global.
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Welcome to Keetha's place. Come on in, kick off your shoes, and sip a latté. His grace is new each morning. (Late Summer Wisconsin Sunset - photo by Keetha)
Last Thursday, FH got a new iPhone. He has been experimenting with various ring tones to see which one he likes. At some point yesterday he set his ring tone to duck calls.
When he left the hotel to drive to another portion of the river to fish, he specifically told me, "I've got my cell phone, if you need me you can call."
After an hour or so of quality blogging time, I got very curious about the success he may or may not be having fishing, so I gave him a call. It rang four or five times and then went to voice mail.
I thought, "he's probably pulling in a big fish right now and can't answer - - - I'll call back in a minute." This I did three or four times with the exact same ring followed by voice mail response.
About a half an hour later he strolled into the hotel.
"Why didn't you answer your phone?" I queried.
"It didn't ring." Says he.
"That's funny, I called you three or four times."
"Hnmmm - - - I wonder why it didn't ring???"
He checked his phone for a bit - - - then looked up at me with a sheepish grin.
"I had my ringer set to duck calls. I kept hearing ducks calling - - - but there were mallards all around me so I thought it was them. Once I heard one right above my head and looked UP thinking, 'how did that mallard get there without me knowing it?' - - - only there was no duck there! I guess it was my phone ringing the whole time!"
So - - - a word to the wise ourdoorsman - - - DON'T SET YOUR RING TONE TO WOODSY SOUNDS. Unless, of course, you WANT to ignore your wife, on your anniversary and all.