Fragments - Ridiculous to Sublime

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It's Friday and time for some Frags to come out and play.  If you've never joined Friday Fragments before, let me highly recommend that you join today!  You'll find directions for how to do so at the very end of this post.

About ridiculous and sublime fragments - there may not actually be ANY sublime fragments in this post, but oh my friends the last one is ridiculous on oh so many levels.

Just wait 'til you get there.
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Have you seen this new Christmas movie yet????  It's awesome.

Oh WAIT - - - it isn't a movie!! It's my kids and grans in their very own Christmas Card.

But wouldn't it make a GREAT movie jacket?

Just look at little pixie Piper!
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There's a snowman on the African Savannah!

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When they saw him

The giraffe froze,

The rhino's blood turned to ice,

And the elephants got cold feet!!!

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Couldn't find any Christmas eggs, so red and gold ornaments joined the football eggs in the chicken basket for a touch of Christmas ambiance.

Can't take away the footballs 'cause it's not only Christmas time, it's College Bowl time too.

Gotta love all these celebrations at once!
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Changed my outdoor vignette from fall to Christmas.

Did you know that if you use sand as "filler" inside your outdoor containers, and if it rains and gets the sand wet, and then if it freezes,  your picks are stuck in the sand until spring or until you bring the whole kit and kaboodle indoors and let it thaw.

They "ain't" gonna blow away when they're frozen down in the sand.

If you live in Florida or some other seasonless warm place, sorry about your luck.

Yes that most certainly IS a blob of blue sticky-tack that I can't get up from the concrete.  It WAS holding down one of my faux fall pumpkins.

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This commercial was made just for me and my love of "Kings."

Don't know why there's no sound - - - but sound is overrated anyway.
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Bret Bielema, FORMER Badger coach, has left us for Arkansas and the Razorbacks.  All this since a week ago when I posted that I e-mailed him before the Nebraska game.

There are those who say I chased him away with my backseat coaching tips.

I don't know about that, but this I do know:  He'll still be sportin' red and white on the Hog's sideline. 

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This is my friend Sheri, sporting a dog-lovers sweat shirt, which I thought all my dog blog friends would enjoy.

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Fisherhubby and I attended a high school Madrigal dinner (I hope to post about it for Sunday in My City this week)  and THIS was one of the songs on the program.

Fisherhubby said it will be his new theme song when he stands out on the patio cooking at the Weber.

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What do you suppose THIS is?

I like this "view" of it.

Answer in Sunday's post - - - so tune in then.

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And now we have reached the ridiculous fragment.

If you turn queasy at the sight of bad dressing, and by that I mean one woman's ill conceived notion of modesty, you may want to click away from this blog now and spare your stomach.

Oh, I kid you not.  

Click away if you don't have a brave heart.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

This, my friends, is undoubtedly the MOST exposed and ill disguised muffin top I've EVER seen.

   

"Does this make my posterior look the size of Texas?"

Yes dear, I'm afraid it does.    Don't you have even ONE mirror in your home?

Normally I try really hard to give photo credits on this blog, but this time I don't think either photographer nor photographee WANT identification.

Besides, I am clueless as to either identity. 

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That does it for this week's frags.

Thanks for joining me for both the ridiculous and the sublime.

Now, please hurry on over to Mrs. 4444's place 

And see more sublime and/or ridiculous frags on display.    

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Click this: Mrs 4444

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Photo of Bret Bielema from bleacherreport.com
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