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* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

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Today on ESPN's College Gameday someone was holding up a sign which said "oldballblog.blogspot.com" I saw it, and visited them online.

What a cool idea - - - who wants to go hold up MY blog addy for me next week??????

Speaking of college gameday. Who besides me is a bit nervous about how their team will do today? I have to wait until 10:30 tonight for the kickoff between my Badgers and Fresno State.

If I were a Tulane fan, I'd be nervous today about meeting this year's "football wonder" the East Carolina Pirates.

If I were an OSU fan I'd be nervous today about meeting USC.

If I were a Cal fan, I'd be nervous today about meeting Maryland. OK - - - I confess, I cheated on this one, the game is already at halftime and even I am surprised about the way the Terps are getting past the Bears.

Oh how I love Saturday during NCAA football season!!!

Oh how I love Dr. Lou!!!

9 comments:

holliedianne said...: I'm just trying to get over KU's loss last night. :( USF was a good team though and we have a whole season of football ahead at least!; September 13, 2008 at 11:33 AM
I can't find my blog said...: Oh College Gameday, how I love you!; September 13, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Keetha Broyles said...: Holliediane - - - I watched that game. Both teams were in the game the whole time, unlike how my COLTS (NFL I know - - - but still FB) did NOT hang in against the Bears last weekend.

Me too, Headless!!!; September 13, 2008 at 12:55 PM
Keri said...: I don't like days like today when rivals Michigan and Notre Dame play each other because my HUSBAND is a Wolverine and my SISTER is a Fighting Irish! I'm stuck in the middle :(; September 13, 2008 at 2:08 PM
Keetha Broyles said...: There's a song about that: "Stuck in the middle with you . . ."; September 13, 2008 at 4:04 PM
Anonymous said...: Dang Keetha, you're getting me following football!! FSU did it again yesterday but they're still playing, as Bobby put it, "baby food" teams. Our very young team, minus those turkeys who cheated on their tests last year, are showing them how to do it!! One of them (Ponder??) already has his degree (in 2.5 years) and is working on his MBA. I don't know when the older team members will be off suspension but maybe they should just stay on it. Our youngsters are growing stronger everyday!!; September 14, 2008 at 5:25 AM
Indian Lake Papa said...: Badgers hung in there! we won't discuss the Buckeyes or Boiler Makers! I have to admit - I didn't mind seeing the Wolverines get beat - by Notre Dame! :o| !! My Spartans did okay - time will tell though if they can have a winning season!; September 14, 2008 at 6:40 AM
Shoemaker Family said...: Keri...ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS choose MICHIGAN!!! Go Michigan??? eeek! Sorry guys!; September 14, 2008 at 6:54 AM
Keetha Broyles said...: Allison - - - it's ok if you're a MI fan. They still lost to Notre Dame yesterday.

There were A LOT of Big Ten wins yesterday.

I'm really ready for OSU to put up a GOOD SHOWING when they get these big games if they are going to be how the Big Ten is gaged.; September 14, 2008 at 11:57 AM