Well then, let me mention it. It was COLD. The high temperature was 16 degrees.
And did I mention we were at a camp? You know - - - an OUTDOOR camp. And it had snowed and snowed some more while we were there. And it was cold - - - did I mention that?
We walked everywhere. And one "everywhere" was not near the next "everywhere." So we walked through the snow and it was cold, did I mention that?
The pines were frosted with snow icing. By the way, did I remember to mention that it was cold? SIXTEEN degrees for the high and FOUR degrees for the low.
It was also very beautiful. Clean white snow blanketed everything, cascading between these rocks like a waterfall, a very COLD waterfall.
There was a beautiful lake. You can see it through these trees. It was totally iced over, of course, because it was cold, did I mention that? And when you walked over these paths, the snow was so COLD it squeaked like styrofoam under your feet, because it was really, really, really cold, in case I forgot to mention that.
And just who is this poor little druid in the green hood standing out in the cold all by herself, and why is she standing out there all by herself in that bitter cold?
Oh, that's ME, the designated driver, and I'm pumping gas out there in the bitter cold - - - did I mention it was cold?
There is nothing wrong with your eyes, they are not going blurry nor are there spots before them - - - that is salt splattered all over the window because it'll do that when it is cold and the roads have been salted so they won't be slick because it is bitter cold out there - - - did I happen to mention that?
And all that salt on the roads will make your car look like a powder-sugared doughnut when it's really, really, cold - - - did I mention THAT?
Well, let me just tell you - - - - IT WAS COLD!!!