The Eclectic Company: This Just Tickles My Little Gizzard PINK!!!!

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

This Just Tickles My Little Gizzard PINK!!!!

By 2012 nearly all cell phones will be using the SAME recharging technology.

Do you REALIZE what this means??????? Kiss your jumble of TOOOOOOO many wires good-bye.

Just one set'll do ya!!!

I heard it on NPR Yesterday.

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10 comments:

Bart and Paula Wakeman said...: SO much has been going on, it has been AGES since I've read your blog! I had to scroll all the way to the bottom to get caught up! My goodness woman! You are a blogging queen!! I loved all your posts. Looks like life is keeping you happy and busy!

p.s. His Eye Is On The Sparrow is Logan's favorite song! Maybe I can find a video of him singing at 2! It was too cute!.. "When Jesus is my Porsche-ah!"; February 19, 2009 at 4:24 PM
Martin LaBar said...: That would be good. It's hard to believe, though.; February 19, 2009 at 4:57 PM
Keetha Broyles said...: They said they had a meeting of the "cell phone minds" (my way of saying all the major cell phone manufacturers) and that they have all agreed to it - - - with a few notable exceptions - - - like one brand that doubles as a fruit. ;-); February 19, 2009 at 5:30 PM
Tardevil said...: Thank God for that!; February 19, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Kathy (Pearson) Troyer said...: Totally off the subject...

Get on facebook!!!!!!

:); February 19, 2009 at 7:13 PM
Keetha Broyles said...: It ain't a gonna happen, Kathy! I'm right where I belong, doing what I love and it's called BLOGGING.

I am NOT a facebook kind of gal.; February 19, 2009 at 8:45 PM
Anonymous said...: Great new! I can never figure out all the phone and camera wires!; February 19, 2009 at 8:57 PM
grammy said...: YAY to "kissing my jumble wires goodbye"; HOWEVER, I will then have a universal recharger sitting unused, like my universal TV remote control, cause I can't figure it out!!! Somebody HELP me!!!; February 20, 2009 at 9:45 AM
Keetha Broyles said...: I think with a charger you just plug it into the phone and the other end into the wall - - - unless you can't tell the difference between the two ends, you SHOULD be all set.; February 20, 2009 at 3:54 PM
Leigh of Tales from Bloggeritaville said...: OH! HAPPY! DAY! That drives me bonkers too. AWESOME!

Happy weekend Keetha!; February 20, 2009 at 6:30 PM