The Eclectic Company: Still Slaying 'Em

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Still Slaying 'Em

Fisherhubby would want you to know that he is an equal opportunity fisherman - - - he'll fish in any lake if given the opportunity. He's catching 'em in Indiana now that we're no longer on vacation.

He's just an all around equal opportunity guy - - - equal opportunity couch ornament, equal opportunity fisherman, what's next????

(This blog is not responsible for any NCAA football backing that may be expressed on fisherhubby's clothing. We are simply here to report and may or may not agree with the opinions expressed on his shirts and hats.)

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13 comments:

Joy Tilton said...: Disclaimers are everywhere these days! Glad you are having good luck fishing...; August 26, 2009 at 6:26 AM
Kristin - The Goat said...: Well, I'm certainly glad that Fishherhubby can fish anywhere - I was getting nervous that he might be sneaking off to WI in the middle of the night :)

Thanks for the laugh this morning!; August 26, 2009 at 7:59 AM
Lori R. said...: If I caught a fish like that, I would be addicted....errrr.... an equal opportunity fisher person too. All's I have ever caught was the size of a guppy after sitting patiently for several hours... The other boat members were glad to get me off of the craft, because I was so bored and talked too much!; August 26, 2009 at 8:37 AM
Raise Them Up said...: Wow! That's a great fish!!!; August 26, 2009 at 10:01 AM
Tootsie said...: he looks equal opportunity!!! lol have fun!; August 26, 2009 at 10:32 AM
Debby@Just Breathe said...: Nice catch!; August 26, 2009 at 10:59 AM
nancygrayce said...: He should get together with my hubby on that fishing! PTL, he has on the right t shirt!!!!; August 26, 2009 at 1:26 PM
Lori E said...: Old fishermen never die...they just smell that way.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...teach a man to fish and you'll get rid of him for the whole weekend.

Oh shall I go on? There are so many.; August 26, 2009 at 1:42 PM
★Carol★ said...: Your hubs sounds like a well-rounded guy! Here's some more good ones:

A fisherman is a jerk on one end of the line, waiting for a jerk on the other!
Teach a man to fish, and a liar is born!
Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths!

Keetha, you need a sign that says: An old fisherman lives here....with the catch of his life!; August 26, 2009 at 5:17 PM
KBeau said...: I'm guessing that you and hubby are in what we call here in Alabama "a mixed marriage." He pulls for one team, and you pull for another. Just be glad they don't play each other every year.; August 26, 2009 at 9:26 PM
Leigh of Tales from Bloggeritaville said...: Keetha, I have always told you that you and I would have a ball together. I think Fisherhubby and I would too! LOVE to fish!
Love Keetha! Lots in common!; August 26, 2009 at 11:35 PM
Anonymous said...: He looks like Jimmy Buffett and the fish looks similar to one I ate.; August 27, 2009 at 4:04 PM
Kim Sue said...: I got distracted by the Gators shirt before I could even read the post must less the disclaimer. I don't think i have heard you mention that before.; August 30, 2009 at 9:21 PM