The Eclectic Company: Wherein Fuzzie and Gomer Pack Their Automatic Food and Water Dispensers

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Thursday, September 2, 2010

Wherein Fuzzie and Gomer Pack Their Automatic Food and Water Dispensers

Fuzzie and Gomer

Fisherhubby has found a new home for these two felines.

They will be moving out, liter box and all, late Sunday night. I'm sure I will miss SOMETHING about them, but it will NOT be the hair they leave behind.

This will make showing our house SO much easier than in "A Tale of Two Cats," and we will be able to find a new place even if it does specify "no pets allowed."

Please read that "no pets allowed" like you would hear it on a Snoopy Cartoon.

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15 comments:

Ann in the UP said...: Awwww! Goodbye, dear Fuzzie and Gomer. I hope they will be happy wherever they are headed.

You're right. When time is short, it's hard to de-fuzz the whole house before the house feels clean! I have some efficient helpers, but it's better not to have to do it at all.; September 2, 2010 at 3:07 PM
ain't for city gals said...: I'm a dog person but kind of the same thing going on here...the hair is unbelievable! I am seriously thinkng our next dog will be an outside dog..can't believe I'm even thinking that! so certainly understand what it going on at your house...; September 2, 2010 at 3:10 PM
Dustin and Kayla said...: where are they going?!; September 2, 2010 at 4:11 PM
Pam said...: Read your comment on K's blog - what a blessing!!; September 2, 2010 at 7:29 PM
Unknown said...: No hair--that was the good thing about the dog's skunk encounter! Lucky you!; September 2, 2010 at 8:54 PM
Debby@Just Breathe said...: Is this move forever or just temporary?; September 2, 2010 at 10:18 PM
Lori E said...: I believe that is said Waaa wah wah wah wah. I love the Snoopy cartoon voice.
I never found cat hair around but our lab sheds enough to create a new dog every month.; September 2, 2010 at 10:29 PM
nancygrayce said...: Can he find a new home for my aging cat ??? I'm tired of hair, yowling at night and many other things! And yet, I feel guilty for wanting him to leave. Can I divorce my cat???; September 2, 2010 at 11:45 PM
KathyB. said...: Oh, you aren't going to miss them , much? I too sweep up at least one Lab a week in shed hair, and I have 5 Labs.Hope you're able to sell the house very soon. Wah, wah, wah.; September 3, 2010 at 4:04 AM
Angie said...: I'm a bit soppy about the dog. She's so old I just couldn't sleep at night if she had to go somewhere else. Tell you what though, it looks as if Fisherhubby now has another career path to follow if he wants, another string to his bow, another line in his CV: Feline Rehomer; September 3, 2010 at 8:36 AM
ClassyChassy said...: Life Changes - headed your way....It happens to us all, at one point or another in our personal journeys. Trust your cats will have a happy new home.; September 3, 2010 at 8:37 AM
Kristin - The Goat said...: You are the second person this summer that has given away all of their cats for a move to a new place. I honestly don't think I could do that! I'm glad that you found a good home for them and that it happened rather quickly.

Now to get that house sold!

Kristin - The Goat; September 3, 2010 at 12:09 PM
Tonja said...: Awww, sorry they had to go, but it will make the selling easier. And, to be honest, when I visited a house that had inside pets, it made me wonder. Even though I have a dog inside myself! Go figure!

Enjoy the holiday. I know you are cleaning out, but take a little time to enjoy the day!; September 3, 2010 at 12:17 PM
Theresa said...: Well, I hope they will be super happy in their new home! Enjoy your day!; September 3, 2010 at 12:28 PM
I can't find my blog said...: Aaw! Hope they're happy!; September 6, 2010 at 11:42 PM