The Eclectic Company: Sunday Reruns

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Saturday, June 19, 2010

Sunday Reruns - Short and Sweet

It's Sunday again, and you know what THAT means!?! It's time for Sunday reruns!!! Thanks so much to Chari over at Happy to Design for hosting this meme, "Sunday Favorites".

In honor of Father's Day, a little Fisherhubby funny. He is enjoying his day fishing in Canada, so we shall enjoy our day with a little chuckle at his antics.

Funny Hubby
(First posted on 2/18/08)

Greg has done it again - - -

Yesterday morning our bulletin proudly announced that the evening service would be BYTBox Cafe. (Short for Beyond the Box)

Greg read it Botox Cafe, and was quite ready to remove some wrinkles.

Ya gotta love that man.

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9 comments:

Mimi said...: HI!!!!
MAKE THAT 141 followers!!!!
SO glad you popped over for a visit and I am a transplanted HOOSIER!!!!!Well I was an infant when my parents decided to be 1950 something hippies and move out west!!!!
I will get back at you soon, My sister is here visiting, she now lives in a suburb of Chicago!!!!!
SO we are out having fun everyday!!!!
Stay tuned for the stories!!!!
have a great day and hugs to my new friend,
jamie; June 20, 2010 at 2:02 AM
Anonymous said...: That is just too funny and oh so cute to be remembered! Thanks for sharing 'happy thoughts.'; June 20, 2010 at 4:12 AM
KBeau said...: Since he's fisher hubby, I'm surprised he didn't read it as Bring Your Tackle Box. LOL!; June 20, 2010 at 6:40 AM
Keetha Broyles said...: Oh KBeau - - - you are GOOOOOOOOOD!; June 20, 2010 at 7:29 AM
Cindy (Applestone Cottage) said...: That's funny!
I want so botox for real!
hehe.
Have a great day Keetha!
Cindy; June 20, 2010 at 11:08 AM
podso said...: I was thinking the same at first read! Funny post; thanks for re running it! I love your blog, it's so eclectic--is that the right word? Have a great week,

dotsie (podso); June 20, 2010 at 4:57 PM
podso said...: sure that's fine to link! Look forward to reading it.; June 20, 2010 at 5:19 PM
Chari at Happy To Design said...: Hi Girlfriend...

Hehe...gotta love that man! "Botox Cafe"...good one!!! Well, I sure do hope that fisherhubby is having a great time in Canada...sounds like the perfect Fathers Day gift to me! Looking forward to more of fisherhubby's fishin' stories when he gets home!

Well Girlfriend, so happy to see you once again for Sunday Favorites!!! Enjoyed your post...even if it was at your honey's expense! Hehe! Hope that you're enjoying your summer break!!! Talk with you later...

Have a wonderful week, Keetha!
Love ya,
Chari @Happy To Design; June 21, 2010 at 2:41 PM
Kristin - The Goat said...: I read it as botox, too! LOL; June 23, 2010 at 10:59 PM