The Eclectic Company: Maybe Yes, Maybe No

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Maybe Yes, Maybe No

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There's been a glitch.

The chapel speaker may or may not show up today.

Plan "B" is me.

At least THIS time I know now, early in the morning on chapel day. This is FAR better than the LAST time this happened and I found out I was plan "B" AS I WALKED INTO CHAPEL!!!

Plan "B" is all ready and outlined in my Bible, and it is NOT about football or blogging, believe it or not. If I'm not needed today, I'll save it for the next emergency.

Stay tuned to find out if it was "maybe yes" or "maybe no" - - - -

Later Addendum: It was "Maybe No" - - - I didn't have to speak. The scheduled speaker showed up and did a beautiful job. I'll save "Plan B" just in case it's needed later.

Thanks for your words of support and encouragement!!

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12 comments:

Kristin - The Goat said...: Congratulations on being Plan B! It's a great place to be in if prepared and thankfully you are this time :)

Kristin - The Goat; October 14, 2009 at 7:34 AM
nancygrayce said...: Thank goodness for preparation huh?
And yes, if my feet weren't planted on the Rock....well, I would be frantic...as it is, I know He will deal with this as He always does!; October 14, 2009 at 7:53 AM
Lori E said...: I love it when a plan comes together.
(quote taken from The A-Team); October 14, 2009 at 8:05 AM
Shannon said...: You are an amazing chapel speaker! I hope those kiddos get the privilege of hearing you!; October 14, 2009 at 9:34 AM
Debby@Just Breathe said...: Hope it's yes but how wonderful that you are prepared and I know your not nervous. I would crap in my pants if that happened to me!; October 14, 2009 at 9:59 AM
Anonymous said...: I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOU SPEAK!; October 14, 2009 at 11:23 AM
KBeau said...: Always nice to have a Plan B on hand, just in case.; October 14, 2009 at 3:02 PM
Tonja said...: Doesn't it feel good to know Plan B is there and waiting should you ever need it again!; October 14, 2009 at 4:27 PM
Connie N. said...: Wish I could hear you speak!; October 14, 2009 at 9:51 PM
Lori R. said...: It is always nice to have a speech ready to go, in your pocket (so to speak). I was asked to help with communion Oct. 4th and had 5 min. to prepare! I pulled it off and didn't even spill the wine... whew!!!; October 14, 2009 at 10:44 PM
Leigh of Tales from Bloggeritaville said...: You.Go.Girl!!!!; October 15, 2009 at 12:35 AM
Vickie said...: thanks Keetha for always being willing to share with us, we are always blessed when you do, keep that plan B handy! you just never know!! love ya; October 17, 2009 at 6:17 PM