The Eclectic Company: Fun With Signs -

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Fun With Signs - - -

Humor on the wall for all to see:

I realize this is a legit sign
When posted at docks and waterways.
Takes on a whole new meaning
When found on a restaurant wall!!!
I believe they are also called "sea cows."
Nuff said about that.

Really?
A snow route on Marco Island.
Amazing.

If the adjective fits, wear it.

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11 comments:

Dustin and Kayla said...: ahh hahah! i love these signs!!; April 7, 2009 at 7:43 PM
Keri said...: HAHAHA the last one rocks.; April 7, 2009 at 8:58 PM
Keetha Broyles said...: I know, I thought about buying it, but took its picture instead.; April 7, 2009 at 9:06 PM
Damselfly said...: Chunky dunk, har har! Love it.; April 7, 2009 at 10:05 PM
j said...: Girl do I EVER chunky dunk.; April 8, 2009 at 1:18 AM
haley said...: my brother's ex says that last one all the time so i had a hard time laughing at it! LOL!!!!!!; April 8, 2009 at 7:06 AM
nancygrayce said...: Love those shoes....it is just like me to notice the shoes! I sure wish you could make a trip up to the panhandle to visit me while you're in Florida! But I'm pretty sure you're a long way from us!

I love all the things you're seeing and I always pack the wrong stuff no matter where I'm going. My first stop is usually Wal Mart!; April 8, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Anonymous said...: i never have either.even my kids have,but not me.i feel inadaquite.baaaaaaaaaaa.haha...ann; April 8, 2009 at 11:16 AM
Keetha Broyles said...: NancyGrayce - oh I DO wish you were close enough for us to visit, that would be so much fun!!!

Ann - - - you lost me with this comment, I'm sure it is in reference to something I wrote somewhere, but I'm totally lost about it right now.; April 8, 2009 at 4:55 PM
Nancy said...: Love the signs! Where was the Snow Route sign posted? Some sneeky snowbird must have stolen it from Oak Lawn, IL. Chunky dunk -- I always think of of a chunky chocolate chip cookie going into a glass of milk. Hmmm, sounds good right now.; April 9, 2009 at 9:37 PM
Keetha Broyles said...: The snow route sign was on the side of the Snook Inn. Yes, I'm SURE it was appropriated from Oak Lawn, IL or some other snowy Oak Lawn.; April 9, 2009 at 9:50 PM