Things I Heard Today - - -

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We spent a good part of today soaring
High above the clouds.

While we were up in the air
And even when we set our feet upon
A rock to stay, this is what hubby did:

Notice one technology is planted firmly
In his ears,
And another in his hands,
As he "guards" our luggage until - - -

He could guard no more.

Several girls, on their way to Cancun,
Came by and helped to entertain me.

They were such fun.

As we went from airplane to airport throughout the day, here are some of the things I overheard:

"You have the cutest little butt."
Oh heavens no - - - they did NOT say that TO me.

"Sir, can you push your backpack
All the way under that seat?"
This after I told the offender it needed to go
In the overhead compartment. Hehehehehehe

"Mom, I can't wait to go on a roller coaster.
This plane is like a roller coaster.!"

"Where is gate B2?
I found B3, B4, and B5, but there is no B2!!!
Oh yah, that was ME who said that.

"Flush that potty mouth!!"

"WHAT'S THAT!?!
IS THAT NORMAL?
ARE YOU SURE?!?!
OH MY _OSH,
OH MY _OSH,
OH MY _OSH!!!!!!!"

All this from a first time flier
After the smallest possible amount of turbulance.

"He broke up with the other chick"

"Don't cut lines."

And just guess who said the following:

"Did that flight attendant say she'd
Come back to pick up disposables?"

Yes

"Wouldn't that be cheaper
Than a divorce???"

Oh that man I married
He does think he's funny.

So far there is internet available in this condo, and it is free. It is only one bar strong - - - but I hope it will publish this post.

Never fear, if I can't blog here to my hearts content, I shall persevere until I find a place where I can. I will be having MUCH to post from this place.

Enjoy your week!!!

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