Fisherhubby truly is 14 years old.
He's out fishing on "The Pete" and won't stop and come home for supper 'cause he's caught 15 scaly things this late afternoon and early evening.
"The Pete" is what he calls Lake Petenwell, which is just down the road a piece from here.
"The Pete" is more than 23,000 square acres of water.
It is BIG.
People have gotten lost out there - - - including Fisherhubby.
I told him to be sure he has enough gas, his phone, AND HIS CHARGER.
I'll let you know when he comes home and what his tally total of scaly things is.
I reckon I'd better grow me some scales if I want any attention from him.
Oh - - - and I "ain't" waitin' on him to come home to eat my supper neither!
Later Addendum: He got home about 10 pm, his fish tally for the day was 18.