The Eclectic Company: Are You Kidding Me???

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Saturday, March 12, 2011

Are You Kidding Me???

One hundred ninety-nine followers.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

Who'll step up and be #200?????

I'm begging.

Shamelessly

Thank You Very Much.

The shameless begging paid off!!! Thank you to Carolyn at Adrift on the Lake for becoming my 200th follower. Please go give her a visit, you will be very glad you did.

(photo credit: en.wikipedia.org)

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17 comments:

ain't for city gals said...: woo hoo Keetha..almost there! I am getting kind of close to 200..can you believe it?? you do have my e-mail somewhere...molliedog1@msn.com lol...you used to e-mail when I desperately needed so much help learning to link!!; March 12, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Unknown said...: Yesterday, I reviewed the names of my 165 followers, on a whim.

I'm pretty sure that at least 35 or 40 of them were not real.

Kinda took some of the wind out of my sails.

Hope you get your 200th!; March 12, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Anonymous said...: I suppose it's not kosher to "double ~follow" is it????
Congrats to you on such a large #! I aspire!
Jan; March 12, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Jewel said...: I don't know if you saw my reply comment to your comment on Anna's post about the mysterious greenery in her yard.
I would have also guessed tulips also, but how in the world does you know they will be yellow??? If I were a gambler, I would take you gambling. ;) hehe

<3 Jewel; March 12, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Ann in the UP said...: Congratulations! You're my idol!; March 12, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Vivienne @ the V Spot said...: pfft. Can't help ya. They won't let me follow you twice. (Or are you avoiding me..?); March 12, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Theresa said...: I would love to be number 200 but that would just be wrong:) Congrats to whoever the lucky number is! HUGS!; March 12, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Carolyn said...: I am number 200!!! YAY me! I'm your newest follower Keetha!

Thanks for all the nice comments you have left on my new blog!

Carolyn; March 12, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Simply Debbie said...: CONGRATULATIONS...YOU ARE AT 200 FOLLOWERS...
Some people get followers so easy and I had to shamelessly beg...lol...
Thank You for coming to my distress call today...now scoot over and hand me that latte, with a few marshmellows, please.
I know we are all tired of snow but I LOVE your blog banner Keetha.
I'll be back to catch up on all I have missed and I know it is a lot.
Have A Sugar Sweet Day
Simply Debbie; March 12, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Lori E said...: 200.... do I hear 3.... 300...c'mon people we can do it. Lol.
Congrats Keetha. You are such a faithful blogger and commenter. You deserve every one of us. Take that any way you like. ;-}; March 12, 2011 at 6:05 PM
Lady Jane said...: THE BIG 200!!! Wow. I wonder if I will ever get there.; March 12, 2011 at 6:34 PM
Linda @ A La Carte said...: Yay!! You made it....200! Congrats!; March 12, 2011 at 7:14 PM
Kristin - The Goat said...: I'm one of the few folks who just won't follow. I have to be different! I do follow you on Google Reader, though.

Congrats on 200!! Can't wait to hear you beg at 299 :) LOL; March 12, 2011 at 11:52 PM
Cindy (Applestone Cottage) said...: Yah Keetha!
Your a cute little beggar!
It's sunny here today, that's a start!
Cindy; March 13, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Debby@Just Breathe said...: I see you got to 200, way to go!; March 13, 2011 at 6:03 PM
Kathleen said...: Can't help, already a follower! :) I see you made it, yeah!; March 13, 2011 at 8:34 PM
The Single Nester said...: Congrats on hitting 199!; March 14, 2011 at 9:05 AM