The Eclectic Company: More Blatant and Shameless Begging

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Sunday, January 31, 2010

More Blatant and Shameless Begging

(photo from zazzle.com)

Look in my side bar. See my little "follow" block? I've got 98 kids on my block. 98!!!! Now while that makes me just tickled pink, I really really REALLY want 100.

Won't two (or ten) of you, who haven't already clicked, click and FOLLOW ME????? Oh - - - I will be so grateful, so eternally GRATEFUL.

I am begging. I do, however, draw the line at bribing.
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13 comments:

Anonymous said...: Love it!
You can pray for my Maddie weenie dog
she has had an injury where she is in pain and it makes me so sad
thanks!; January 31, 2010 at 4:02 PM
Cath's Pennies Designs said...: haha, you're silly. I wish I could help you but I'm one of your kids already!
Followers are just like money. You can never have enough!
Good luck
Cathy; January 31, 2010 at 5:09 PM
Kristin - The Goat said...: Oh Keetha honey, if it didn't show up on my blogger dashboard, I'd totally do it - but I don't like having that whole list showing up because it totally confuses me. lol So I'm going to have to decline - but know that I follow you in my Google Reader!!; January 31, 2010 at 5:29 PM
Ann in the UP said...: You know I DO FOLLOW, I just never declared myself a Follower before. You'll soon be at 100, dearie.; January 31, 2010 at 8:05 PM
Cindy said...: I see 99!; January 31, 2010 at 8:35 PM
j said...: Hello! Guess who gets to be lucky number 100? That would be ME!

Love ya bunches Keetha!; January 31, 2010 at 9:34 PM
Shirley said...: Hey, you did it!! 100!! Nothing wrong with a little begging. Especially when it works : )); January 31, 2010 at 10:28 PM
Julie Harward said...: OK...WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME? OH BUT WAIT, I ALREADY AM FOLLOWING...CAN I STILL GET SOMETHING?! LOL :D; February 1, 2010 at 12:43 AM
Debby@Just Breathe said...: You did it, great job and congratulations.; February 1, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Deborah aka Miss Bee said...: ..and I make 101! Congratulations! and thank you for welcoming me back to blogging after my long absence. I'll try to keep it up.
xoxo
Deborah in NC; February 1, 2010 at 11:54 AM
Leigh of Tales from Bloggeritaville said...: Follow Keetha it'll be alright....

You don't know how you found me
You don't know why, you cant turn around and say good-bye
All you know is when im reading your post I feel so free
Keetha is the one who says its ok to be me
I'm singing....

Follow Keetha, though she has blue hair.....
Everything is alright
She'll be the one you'll want to read at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like Keeth!; February 3, 2010 at 11:24 PM
Leigh of Tales from Bloggeritaville said...: Woot! Woot! And a bonus 2!!!!!
Think it was my song?

Nahhhhh.....it was all KEETHA!

Luvs Keetha!; February 3, 2010 at 11:27 PM
Anonymous said...: You did it!! And I make 103. You can stop begging now and be grateful :); February 4, 2010 at 12:14 AM