The Eclectic Company: Sunday Reruns

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Sunday, November 1, 2009

Sunday Reruns - Top Ten

Don't you just LOVE bloggy Sunday reruns!?! Thanks so much to Chari over at Happy to Design for hosting Sunday Favorites.

Top Ten It's a Sad Day When - - -
(First Posted 5/16/07)

10) It rains on your parade.

9) You don't have any change in your pocket (or under the couch cushions, or in the floor of your car, or in the cup holder, or in the ash tray - - -)

8) Gas is over $3.00/gallon.

7) You're home alone on a Friday night.

6) It's not football season.

5) Your children grow up and move out.

4) THEY RETURN.

3) You regularly fall asleep in your arm chair by 5 p.m.

2) You discover you weigh MORE than your husband.

1) You turn on your computer and discover no new e-mails and no new comments on your blog!!!
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7 comments:

Glenda/MidSouth said...: Yep - all true! :)
Thanks for stopping by. I have 2 other dollhouses. One finished and one I am working on the inside - slow process.; November 1, 2009 at 9:29 AM
Chari at Happy To Design said...: Hey Girlfriend...

Well cheer up, Girlfriend...you can at least mark #1 off your list...you've got a comment! Hehe!!! You know I love you, Girl! Ohhh...I can really relate about that falling asleep in your chair by 5pm. Sheeeshhh...I remember when my I would see my folks do that and think...how can they just fall asleep in the middle of the day sitting in a chair...BORING!!!

Hope you're having a wonderful weekend, Darlin'! Thanks so much for joining in with Sunday Favorites again this week!!!

Love ya,
Chari; November 1, 2009 at 11:25 AM
Lori E said...: If I weigh more than my husband I am in big trouble as I am five feet tall and he is six foot three. Oh crap, I probably do.
The fact that we get up about 5:30 or 6 is why we fall asleep in our chairs.; November 1, 2009 at 11:44 AM
Kristin - The Goat said...: I guess I will never have a sad day if that's all the options! LOL Oh, but I love being home alone no matter if it's Friday or any other day :)

Cute post. :); November 1, 2009 at 12:05 PM
j said...: OK, it's a happy day for me when I read your sad day list because you made me laugh. Except for the football season one... *shudder*; November 1, 2009 at 4:00 PM
Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...: Cute post! I can relate to all of those except football. The "no change" one not so much anymore maybe, but I remember searching around like that (in pockets, sofa cushions, etc) in between paydays. Now I can always have change -- but I'm too busy falling asleep in the chair to go out and spend it ;>). Thanks for sharing and re-posting on Sunday Favs.; November 1, 2009 at 10:48 PM
I can't find my blog said...: Yes!!!

I actually remember this from the first time. I wonder what my comment was then?

I got a treasure on Saturday...; November 2, 2009 at 12:04 AM