The Eclectic Company: Shouldn't This Be MY Car???

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*"I fish, therefore I lie."

*"Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

*"Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

*"I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

*"Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

*"So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

*"Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

*"Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

*"Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

*"Two wrongs are only the beginning"

*"Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

*"I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

*"When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

*"Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

*"A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

*"When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

*"I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

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* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

*"Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

*"Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

*"I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

*"Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

*"If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

*"Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

*"A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

*"I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

*"Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

*"Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

*"Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

*"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

*"Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

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*"Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

*"Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

*(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

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* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Monday, November 9, 2009

Shouldn't This Be MY Car???

One of my students snapped this photo of a Badger-mobile this weekend on his cell phone.

Don't you think I SHOULD have one of these????

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15 Bits of Witty Banter:

CRY said...: yes that should be your car
christmas is coming up
better tell santa so he can get it ordered; November 9, 2009 4:55 PM
Lori E said...: I think the team should chip in and buy it for you. After all you are their Number 1 fan.; November 9, 2009 4:55 PM
KBeau said...: You need one of those just like I need a Hogmobile. The UofA has a VW Beetle that has been converted to look just like a Razorback. In fact, you see it on the UofA commercial that they do on TV games.; November 9, 2009 5:39 PM
Just Breathe said...: Oh yes, it would be perfect for you.; November 9, 2009 7:15 PM
Kirby3131 said...: What a hoot! I could totally see you driving that car :)

Wait? Is it you in there??? haha; November 9, 2009 7:51 PM
nancygrayce said...: I'll bet your students are pitching in to get this car for you for Christmas!!; November 9, 2009 9:22 PM
Sherry said...: Oh, yes! Just what you need ;); November 9, 2009 10:26 PM
Anonymous said...: Keetha, Would would you do with it if you had it?????; November 10, 2009 7:30 AM
Tonja said...: Yes, you need it! How cool!; November 10, 2009 8:50 AM
~~Carol~~ said...: I think it's only right that the Badger organization buy you one, because you are certainly their biggest fan!
Have a great day!
Carol; November 10, 2009 10:26 AM
Keetha Broyles said...: ANONYMOUS: I'D DRIVE AROUND IN IT!; November 10, 2009 11:17 AM
Shannon said...: Wow! Die hard fan right there! You've got the colors down, you just need the logo- get painting sister!; November 10, 2009 3:10 PM
Raise Them Up said...: It took me a moment to "see" the badger. Yes, I think it would suit you just fine.; November 10, 2009 9:29 PM
jennifer said...: I think you just need to put "Auto paint job" on your Christmas list. I think any car could be a Badger-mobile.; November 11, 2009 2:21 AM
Leigh of Bloggeritaville said...: YES!!!!!; November 14, 2009 11:53 AM