The Eclectic Company: Sunday Reruns

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Saturday, November 14, 2009

Sunday Reruns - Sabotage

Don't you just LOVE bloggy Sunday reruns!?!

What a great chance to repeat a "blast from the past." Thanks so much to Chari over at Happy to Design for hosting Sunday Favorites.

"Profile Saboteur"
(First posted 6/13/07)

One of my children, who shall remain nameless, (though there is a small hint at the top of this post) went into my blogspot profile and added therein some rather interesting items.

I know not what prompted me to LOOK at my profile today, nor how long those offending entries had been there for the world to see before I found them and tore them down.

I shan't repeat here all the erroneous information he had posted, but let it just suffice to say that to me "Black Sabbath" is a really really really depressing Saturday and "Clockwork Orange" may possibly be used as a cleaner for the viscera of timekeepers.

14 comments:

Marjorie (Molly) Smith said...: lol...boys will be boys, but don't you just want to shake them good sometimes..PS, I don't like Black Sabbath either...; November 14, 2009 at 11:49 PM
Chari at Happy To Design said...: Hi Girlfriend...

Ohhh my goodness!!! Girl, I'm sorry but I just about split a gut reading this post about your son the saboteur!!! Ohhh...I wished I would have seen your profile! Hehe! That is just too funny!

Now...am I surprised to find you have a son of such creative and tricky talents? Not at all!!! For some strange reason...I think he may have "come by this right"! Hmmm...taking a little bit after his mama???

Girl, I just love it! Thanks so much for sharing this fun post with us today for Sunday Favorites! Sheeshh...it's 2:15am here at my place and I'm surprised that I didn't wake everyone up with my laughing!!!

Have a super Sunday, my friend!
Chari
PS...you sure have a handsome son and you can just seen that mischievious sparkle in his eyes! hehe!; November 15, 2009 at 3:16 AM
Jane said...: That was a great post! Sounds like something my son would do (maybe I should go check my profile) ;-)
I see that you first posted that in 2007....has he been up to any more tricks lately??
Have a wonderful Sunday.
Jane; November 15, 2009 at 7:30 AM
★Carol★ said...: Awww man, I wish I could've great your profile then! Unfortunately I didn't even know what a blog was, back in '07!; November 15, 2009 at 9:17 AM
Susie's country cottage said...: What a little devil he is! Looking at your own profile is something you never really do so it was a good job you checked!; November 15, 2009 at 9:19 AM
Glenda/MidSouth said...: Uh Oh! You have changed your password since I hope. :); November 15, 2009 at 9:27 AM
kyooty said...: oh to have been here that day!; November 15, 2009 at 10:43 AM
Lori E said...: Hey I grew up listening to Black Sabbath...I am Iron Man...sorry a little flashback there.
How do you think I found your blog? I was looking for like minded bloggers.
Now let's hack into his Facebook account and give him an unhealthy interest in Barbie dolls.; November 15, 2009 at 11:44 AM
Maggie said...: Hi Keetha,
Wish you would tell us some of the other things he added to your profile, the mind truly boggles.
Still, he's so gorgeous you've probably forgiven him by now?? Maybe?
Maggie; November 16, 2009 at 8:03 AM
Laura @ the shorehouse. said...: Now THAT is pretty funny, I have to say.

I have a feeling there was a password change in your world yesterday. ;-); November 16, 2009 at 6:24 PM
Laura @ the shorehouse. said...: ...or at least on 6/13 there was a password change, unless the saboteur was able to repeat his performance. Which...would have been brilliant, really. ;-); November 16, 2009 at 6:25 PM
nancygrayce said...: I love boys! They are so creative! :); November 17, 2009 at 8:20 PM
Coloradolady said...: This is so funny.....I wish I had seen it....boys will be boys....did your envelope make it???? just wanted to check!; November 18, 2009 at 12:00 AM
j said...: *snicker* Funny funny funny!

I'm off to check my profile now :); November 18, 2009 at 6:59 AM