The Eclectic Company: Woody Quacks Me Up!

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Friday, December 4, 2009

Woody Quacks Me Up!

Woody is my favorite pundit on ESPN's "Around the Horn." Oh yes - - - I DO watch it every evening!

(photo from inhistoric.com)

Last night, when they were discussing the Oregon State/Oregon game which was played a few hours later - - -

(photo from sikids.com)

Woody said words which quacked me up. He said:

(graphic from whencarcajousattack.blogspot.com)

"It's a known fact that the only things on Earth that are visible from space are the Great Wall of China and the Duck's football uniforms!"

Hehehehehehehehe - - - if that doesn't make you laugh, your giggle is broken!!!

And, those Ducks topped off their season by beating the Beavers to win the Pac 10 championship which entitles them to play in the Rose Bowl on New Year's Day.

Ducks - 37, Beavers - 33.

GLOW DUCKS!!!!

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7 comments:

Lori E said...: Oh my dear it is you who makes me giggle.
I have never seen that program.; December 4, 2009 at 8:12 PM
Lynn said...: Giggle

Have you seen *Bandits*
with Billy Bob Thornton?
SO Dang Funny. I have seen it several times and i still laugh in anticipation all through it.
ANyway, at one point BBT yells out, "Beavers and Ducks" for no reason.
Now members of my extended family yell it at random moments.; December 4, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Kristin - The Goat said...: I'd have laughed at that one, too! You found some great photos, too!; December 4, 2009 at 11:37 PM
M.L. @ The House of Whimsy said...: We spent three years in Eugene (in the 80s) while my husband earned his Masters in Chemistry. When my big brother heard our mascot was going to be 'The Ducks', I thought he was going to wet his pants from laughing so hard. Hee-hee!
Somewhere I have a pic of hubby wearing a green and yellow striped long sleeved polo during our Oregon days. : ); December 5, 2009 at 1:16 AM
Ann in the UP said...: You've gotta love the Mighty Ducks. I was afraid they might not pull that one out against Oregon State. I recall (dimly) a football game they played against the mighty Badgers when they scored about three times in the last two minutes. That was long ago when the mighty Badgers sucked bigtime.; December 5, 2009 at 8:08 AM
I can't find my blog said...: I love Woody Paige. I miss my days in Denver and opening up the sports page to his column every day.; December 6, 2009 at 1:21 AM
Martin LaBar said...: Good for the Ducks, and for Woody.; December 6, 2009 at 4:39 AM