The Eclectic Company: It's College Game Day!!!!!

*"The road to success is always under construction."

*"I fish, therefore I lie."

*"Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

*"Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

*"I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

*"Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

*"So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

*"Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

*"Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

*"Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

*"Two wrongs are only the beginning"

*"Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

*"I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

*"When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

*"Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

*"A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

*"When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

*"I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

*"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

*"It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

*"Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

*"Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

*"I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

*"Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

*"If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

*"Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

*"A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

*"I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

*"Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

*"Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

*"Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

*"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

*"Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

*"As I said before, I never repeat myself."

*"Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

*"Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

*(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

*"My reality check bounced"

*"If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

*"I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

*"I was uncool before uncool was cool."

*"Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

*"Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Saturday, September 5, 2009

It's College Game Day!!!!!

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First one of the season and I am READY!!!

How cool is this bottle?
Front side

Back side.

I've got one to help me celebrate opening Game Day

And I don't even LIKE Dr. Pepper!!!

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14 Bits of Witty Banter:

Lori E said...: It isn't blue??? Uh oh.; September 5, 2009 12:11 PM
Tonja said...: Well, put a DIET in front of that name, and you've got my fav drink in the world...surpassed only by sweet tea with lemon (but, that's just a cultural thing). Enjoy all the game stuff.; September 5, 2009 3:00 PM
Shannon said...: I got one of those for Brian too!; September 5, 2009 3:22 PM
groovyoldlady said...: I love fun soda bottles!; September 5, 2009 4:11 PM
LV said...: A very neat soda bottle. Trust you have a winning weekend of your favorite teams. I like the pro games best.; September 5, 2009 4:51 PM
Leigh of Bloggeritaville said...: Roollllllltide bay-beee!; September 5, 2009 6:41 PM
Nezzy said...: This Ozarks farm chick wanted to let you know I enjoyed my trip through your blog. Enjoy your first game and have a safe wonderfully blessed weekend!!!; September 5, 2009 6:54 PM
Kirby3131 said...: you are officially a football fan if you're buying soda's you don't even like to drink :); September 6, 2009 12:45 AM
Gerson y Betsy said...: Keetha, I saw this bottle and almost bought it for you! However, I thought to myself, "I don't think Keetha likes Dr. Pepper." I should have known that it didn't matter! :)Glad you got yourself one.; September 6, 2009 1:14 PM
Headless Mom said...: I may have to go buy some of that myself!; September 6, 2009 5:21 PM
xinex said...: Interesting bottle. We just flew back from U of M to watch the first ballgame and our team won. Go Blue!..Christine; September 6, 2009 8:28 PM
jennifer said...: The Dr Pepper bottle rocks. I've seen them too and won't buy it because I don't like DP either.

LOVE college football season!; September 7, 2009 8:47 PM
kyooty said...: oh how I laughed Sunday at the cottage thinknig about your "football love" my Sister added a Rugby ball to the stack of balls the kids were playing with and my FIL and Hubbie were trying to find the laces. :); September 8, 2009 1:09 PM
Cindy said...: Are you ready for some Football!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????/; September 8, 2009 10:51 PM