Thursday, September 11, 2008
Diaper Disposal 101
We've all seen them.
We've all smelled them.
We've all wondered how such precious, innocent, little toddlers could create so MANY of them!!!
I even have friends who COUNTED how many their son created in his diaper-wearing career.
We've all had to dispose of them. But perhaps only a few of us have done so in this particular way:
A few days ago when all our family was together for a few hours, my son-in-law, Jason took one of these, which had been freshly and ripely filled, and placed it under the front seat in Number One Son, Kelly's car.
It was fresh, it was ripe. We all thought Kelly would detect its presence the moment he entered his car. We were wrong.
Somehow he managed to drive all the way home without realizing he had an extra passenger.
Somehow he managed to park, exit, and lock his car IN THE SUN for 26 hours without any cognizance at all that he had a stow-away aboard.
At the end of this cooking interval, he said he could smell the diaper before he even opened the door.
While this brought peals of laughter from all of us, I'm afraid our laughter will be short lived because if ANYONE on this planet is the king of paybacks, it would be Number One Son.