The Eclectic Company: Only One Needs to Ask

* "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

* "Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

* "I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger."

* "The road to success is always under construction."

* "I fish, therefore I lie."

* "Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back and I know Y."

* "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame."

* "I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today!"

* "Do you call Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?"

* "So, how many days DID it take to build Rome?"

* "Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

* "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."

* "Don't sweat petty things . . . or pet sweaty things"

* "Two wrongs are only the beginning"

* "Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

* "I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart."

* "When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?"

* "Legend: A lie that has the dignity of age."

* "A diamond is forever: The payments are longer."

* "When in doubt, mumble: When in trouble, delegate: When in charge, ponder."

* "I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

* "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

* "It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

* "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."

* "Sports do not build character, they reveal it!"

* "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture"

* "I'm in shape - round IS a shape."

* "Money talks, but all mine says is "good-bye."

* "If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

* "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"

* "A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff"

* "I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it!"

* "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is."

* "Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool."

* "Bacteria - the back door of a cafeteria."

* "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

* "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts."

* "As I said before, I never repeat myself."

* "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!"

* "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."

* "(I'm) proof that evolution can go in reverse"

* "My reality check bounced"

* "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

* "I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

* "I was uncool before uncool was cool."

* "Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle"

* "Do not disturb, I'm already disturbed."

* "If an open door is ajar, is an open jar adoor?"

* "March Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Telepath Wanted: You know where to apply!"

* "The information went data way"

* "I'm bilingual - I speak English and SMACK!"

* "Mental floss prevents moral decay."

* "Why use a big word when a diminutive one will do?"

* "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

* "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

* "Every morning is the dawn of a new error"

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Quotes of Note

You're born a male but you have to CHOOSE to be a man" - Herm Edwards

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that" - Unknown

"They err who think Santa Clause comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." - Mrs. Paul M. Ell

"Thankfully, our true roots are in heritage and not things. I just need to keep reminding myself that things are only reminders of heritage." - Keetha Broyles, June 21, 2010

"Tears lubricate the soul." - from "Finding Buck McHenry"

"Somehow you must come to understand that God is love, that love is the proof of God, and forgiveness is the proof of love." - The Priest in "Levi's Will" by W. Dale Cramer

"The truth about a man is in what he does, not what he says." - W. Dale Cramer in "Levi's Will"

"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G. K. Chesterton

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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Only One Needs to Ask

Well, I'm not too sure about the graceful and classy part - - - but you get the picture.

I wasn't going to make my "Games to Watch" football list this year, then ONE person asked for it.

One is all it takes - - -

So, here for that ONE PERSON'S viewing pleasure is my NCAA Football Games to Watch tally list.

You're welcome.

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8 comments:

nancygrayce said...: I'm sure you're classy even during football season.; September 5, 2012 at 8:37 AM
Tracy said...: I can't believe you don't have the exciting Oklahoma/Florida A&M game on your list.

That's ok, I live here and I'm not excited about it since their band was banned.; September 5, 2012 at 10:20 AM
42N said...: Hey where is the always exciting Iowa vs Iowa State game on your must watch list?; September 5, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Debby@Just Breathe said...: That's you for sure!! Love it.; September 5, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Linda @ A La Carte said...: This made me smile! Enjoy the games!!!
hugs,Linda; September 5, 2012 at 4:31 PM
podso said...: These cards are popping up all over facebook and they are usually funny and always clever. Will miss your posts but maybe sometime you won't be able to contain your exuberance about something!; September 5, 2012 at 7:29 PM
Ann in the UP said...: Spit, snort. Classy....

Oh, sorry. I really was laughing at "only one request" will get us the week's football schedule. You are a servant of the football fan! I salute you. You are just the chuckle I needed tonight as I prepare for gb surgery in the morning. Everyone in the hemisphere is praying for me, so I expect my surgeon will be able to fly to work on his own in the morning.; September 5, 2012 at 9:45 PM
Charlotte said...: Hurry Back! Don't hibernate too long!!; September 6, 2012 at 3:09 PM